what's in a name?

i've always liked the many names i've been given except perhaps tania (also see post a h m from july 7, 2008), and these are too fun:



My Ten Names
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Nathania Ruth tenWolde
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.): Natizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal): Blue Bird
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:( your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Ruth Ballard
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name): Natte – not too far of one of my many nicknames, Nate. Except on closer examination, it should actually be Tenna.
6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): Red Cider – definitely a criminal with that name and you can guess what dress I would wear.
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name): antirra – actually kind of pretty
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names): Ruth (yes, just Ruth. My dad doesn’t have a middle name)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Sabertooth – my sister named him. But he was our favorite.
10. Your porn star name: (name of your first pet and name of the street you grew up on): Momma Cat Adams – I must confess here that my typically amazing memory for things like this has gone astray. Partly because we had a million pets growing up (I kid you not). The first cat that was “mine” had a name like Tom or something like that. So, in light of a poor memory, this other pet (and her name wasn’t given lightly, she had a million litters) will have to substitute in his place. Plus, I needed something feminine for my porn name anyway.